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SILENT AUCTION

THE GREAT ‘CAPTAIN’S CHAOS’ SILENT AUCTION

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The Captain has been diagnosed with terminal cancer and is bravely trying to navigate through what that feels like. You may or may not know The Captain. Whether you do or not is largely unimportant, because The Captain is the person that could be your spouse, your parent, your child, or even you.

Why marmalade? Read all about it here. Anyway, I decided to make 12 jars of marmalade. One for every month of the next year that we hope The Captain will be with us. I hope to be able to make batch 2.

12 jars individually numbered. The Captain has # 01 of 12. That’s his to hold onto. It’s up to you now. There are 11 jars left. Bid what you can. There will only ever be 12 jars of this exclusive marmalade.

This is a silent auction but when the auction is finished, I am happy to publish the winning names/business names with consent. All proceeds go to Macmillan Cancer Support.

I have tried to make the most singular marmalade I can think of under the circumstances.

  • FIRST BATCH ‘CHAOS‘ SINGLE CASK ISLAY WHISKY (limited to only 1200 bottles)* courtesy of North Star Spirits

  • BLUSH ORANGE

  • THE JUICE OF SORRENTO LEMONS

  • THE PUREST ARGYLL WATER

  • TRADITIONAL BLACK TREACLE

  • CANE SUGAR

  • A PINCH OF LOVE

  • A WHOLE LOAD OF ‘FUCK CANCER’

ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS FILL IN THE FORM BELOW WITH YOUR DETAILS AND YOUR BID.
THE TOP 11 BIDS AT MIDNIGHT ON 31st OF MARCH WILL BE THE SUCCESSFUL WINNERS OF THIS UNIQUE PRIZE.

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    TERMS AND CONDITIONS

    You are bidding on a 240g jar of very limited edition homemade marmalade.
    There are only 12 jars of marmalade ever made, but only 11 jars available in this silent auction.
    Each bid is for ONE jar of marmalade only. Each bidder is restricted to ONE jar of marmalade.
    The ELEVEN highest individual bids at the auction’s close will each receive ONE jar of marmalade. I will contact the winners individually.
    The auction will close at midnight on the 31st March 2021. Any bids received after that time will not be included.
    Auction winners will pay by bank transfer. Once all winners’ bids have been settled, MacMillan Cancer Care will receive the full amount immediately.